Have you ever wondered whether to wear pumps or combat boots? YSL can provide the answer your wardrobe question with their Trooper Platform Pump.
The patent leather upper is great and, while this glamor shot doesn't show it, the insole is a brilliant turquoise. The crazy part is the golden platform with treads. I was confused over these shoes until I remembered the mullet. While the mullet gave us business up front and party in the back, the Trooper gives us business on top and butt-kicking on the bottom.
I think I could only wear these shoes if Kristina decided to drag me to a Slayer concert. Sadly, the $695 price tag means I won't be wearing these to a concert anytime this century. I'll stick to flats for Def Leppard so I jump around like I'm insane during "Pour Some Sugar on Me."
Note: Big thanks to Scott Waxenburg's sharp shopping eyes. He found this very unusual YSL shoe at Neiman Marcus.